Corporate Creatures is a satirical party-strategy card game about surviving corporate chaos through fake productivity, weaponised jargon, and strategic incompetence.
Players battle for control of a dysfunctional organisation, launching targeted redundancy attacks to strip rivals of resources and eliminate them from play. The last player with Creature Cards remaining becomes the Goblin Czar—undisputed ruler of corporate dysfunction.
The game’s core mechanic uses directional stat pressure: BRAG challenges reward high stats, while BURDEN challenges punish them. The trait that helps you win today may cause you to fail tomorrow. There is no safe build—only calculated risk.